hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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