what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
this hospital has no fireball
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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