I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
FUCK WHALES
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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