i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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