called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
operation have a gay friend backfired
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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