u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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