She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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