When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
smell my finger.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Randomize
