So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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