we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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