everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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