My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I think a kid would responsible me up
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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