Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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