Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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