We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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