Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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