Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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