hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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