there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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