Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
The air was thick with penises
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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