Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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