Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Floor bacon is actually really good
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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