Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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