if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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