I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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