I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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