hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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