If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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