bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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