WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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