Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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