...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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