How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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