Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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