Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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