He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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