i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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