Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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