I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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