you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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