Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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