this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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