I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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