8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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