Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Randomize
