I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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