Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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