We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Randomize
