Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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