we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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