i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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