i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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